Wednesday

Welcome to no social life.com

Well this is monday for you
and thanks to Bf, it wasnt that no-social life.com
Cause after my afternoon shift, I had hk cafe and balling good time with Bf
talking about ___ and other stuff that made us both smile. :D

here's what slacking in the park can do to you.
(trying to take pictures of lightning and of course pocky good time)



bascially life is one big yawn now.
thanks to the afternoon shift.
its so fucking yawn-ed up, that I have nothing to say about tues. :)

Monday

HELLO, AS YOU CAN SENSE, I AINT THAT CONSISTENT.
PLEASE BARE WITH ME. : )

sunday
-Shift house for Granny and Aunites.
-they are shifting to our old house at tamp :)
-memories, laughs, nostalgic food. :)
-and stunts, furniture (i always wanted to try climbing to the top!)

-hahaha! dusty chair and stupid pose. (looks sick i know.haha)
-went home, change, bathe, drove over to return Melvyn his cap
-Amk hub for lil sis's school shoes
-Aml hub roamin, J8 dinner, pasta mania
-walks and Euro fun fair
-pictures pictures :)))
-park fun, silly games, monkey bars, mini-funfairrides, tea-cup-fied-ride (all for free)
-Giddy, car sick, drove back
-home home home home.

saturday

-tamp gym
-Ran back home to change
-Sister and I drove over to pass Mel his handphone and to hang. :)
-PS, budget food, cheese chips, sushi, chips :))
-Walk over to Far east to dinner with Tanya :)
-Nonya fest
-non-smoking campaign for females (super cool right)

-Lost, aimless and therefore Jurong Hill plan
-Saw industrial flames, saw industrial nonsense :)educational tour.com
-Got Lost, took photos of Bf :) Modeling time :D
-Mel found the way
-Spin around on the top of Jurong hill
(we had to spin 20 times and try to play catching while every couple was trying to get some romantic time)
-lizard toilet (ewW)
-Jurong scenery. (beautiful please. :D)
-Geylang-plan-failed
-kovan HK c
afe hello

-laugh at old photos
-stuffourselves with ice kachang shit
-Frozen glasses are fun
(I wrote backwards : " R you feeling colD? yes? ")
hahaha

friday


-last day of work at Morning News (im changing shift)
-Raining and sweet mirza fetched Bf and I to holland v (thanks Mirza!)
-Western food for Bf
-Holland V exploration
-bread discovery
-Cinnamon Roll love! (its super nice)

-We love holland V
-Work for Bf
-Ran home for a while, Mei was having party
-Rested and went out to meet Melvyn in town
-Walked around, shopped about
-Visited Tanya, Mother fetched us at kembangan to her destination and lent me the car
-Drove to fetch tanya to my crib for BBQ food
-Food, Card games, nonsense till 2am

-RK house at 2am
-brisk walk marathon, haha.
-Cockroach madness. (haha cockroach in the car!)
-And indeeeed we went mad that night
-check out the flames in mel's eyes! whooooooooo. hahaha.
-and Good ol forgetful Mel left his Hp with me
-4am, goodnight.

GOODNIGHT, GOODBYE.
GOODBYE SOCIAL LIFE, HELLO AFTERNOON SHIFT.

Friday

RANDOM FACT:
this is the result of good pedicure and excessive wearing of your havianna slippers in June .


hahah, retarded? I know.

Thurs was significantly weird.
-work
-gym
-Julia was at our home
-Melvyn came over
-Pocky fest, Food fest, Drum mania fest
-Sponge bob marathon
-Ju left
-Studying attempted for 1 hour plus , Jillian slept
-Studying half failed , Jillian still sleeping
-Drum Mania again
and this is what we ended up doing.

credits: Mr Melvyn Feng.
Yup, create something stupid like this :D

-more bob, more nonsense
-Manicure and pedicure for Jillian :D (thanks fat bitch melvyn)
-maggie supper at 12 cooked by Jillian the chef

OH, JUST TO LET YOU GUYS KNOW
MY SOCIAL LIFE WILL GO WAY DOWN SOON
because my work schedule is late nights.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
CLUBBING EVERYDAY MYSELF FROM NEXT WEEK ON :D

Tuesday

Ok everyone I know you are loving
THE POINT FORM IM LOVING IT.

MONDAY
-Work work work
-Was late and nice Mirza sent me and Ruifeng to bugis (thanks yo! you rock)
-xueying meet up at bugis, sakae , gossips, updates and iphoto! :D

-shops, chocolates, love, hello :)
-Swimming for Jyue while xue leaves,
-Met up with Sister, self roam in PS while waiting for her :D
- Met up with DAddy, and we 3 went to geylang for food :))
- ring ring, hello Melvyn, please dont blame me for your ulcer you fucking cunt, whore, slut and bitch.

SUNDAY
-Monkday Chaos in the afternoon
-There was a monkey in my area!
-Everyone start screaming right now please!
-watch the video too! :))

-Had a huge pao shared with family :D


-jogging at park!
-drove to amk to fetch mel and went off to gym at tamp
-fetched Jan back, fetched tina for NTUC time
-fetched Mel from gym, and off to airport for sushi
-The twinnies and the Mel :D hahaha.

-the illeagl putting back plates stunt.
-its cause the red plate sucked.
-drove back for mel and returned the car

MY BACK HURTS.
AND YES, I LOVE Elliott Yamin's WAIT FOR YOU.
DAMN IT.

Friday

SATURDAY
-Daddy brought me to change tires
-Daddy taught me how to change it
-Daddy gave me an hour tutorial on Cars and its parks
-Daddy paid for new tires
-Daddy's day is also today
SO COME ON, FATHER's DAY IS HERE PLEASE CELEBRATE :D
Janice and I decided to make Dinner for daddy

Chaos in the kitchen with Tina and what not.
Total fun Total madness and Total joy for daddy.

SUPPER, AMK MACS WITH 2 JYUES, MEL AND EUNICE
IQ QUIZES FOR ONE AND ALL RIGHT NOW

AND ONCE AGAIN
HAPPPPY BIRTHDAY 19th DENISE
MY FELLOW SHE-BROTHERHOODER :D
WE HEART YOU
WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH TOGETHER
WE HAVE BEEN ON UPDATING MODE
TOTAL HEARTS FOR ALL THE ADVICES AND FOR BEING TEHRE FOR ME.
I LOVE YOU AND BLESSY TO THE MAX YO
SHE BROTHERHOOD REIGNS SINCE 29th DEC 2006

ALL THE BEST IN EVERYTHING ALRIGHT
AND MAY EVERYTHING BE SIAN-JIT-PHUA AS EVER
AND WE SHOULD STOP BEING NICE :D
HAHAHA.


FRIDAY =

CELEBRATION FOR THE D, AND THIS IS THE MMS I RECIEVED :D
:)) its a long funny coincidental story
cause D saw B on the train with all the surprises :D hilarious

-Work work work
-Supposed to take cab down to Changi for D's lunch celebration but too late
-Went home to nap
-Met Mother to collect car
-Drove to school to meet Mel and My sister at YCK
-It was Bugis Shop Time and whatever nonsense

-Walked, shopped, gossiped and what not. :D
-Drove and Waited for Tanya at Far East
-Played with Mel's Cap
-Sat in car and did stupid things
-Went to liquid Kitchen Serangoon, met up wit Shawny and Jieqi

-Dinner/supper/nonsense/pool/madness/budget clubbing/white board craze.
-Bf said " Pple Merz have such a nice small logo, jillian! how come your logo so big and retarded one?" (when melv sat on my car)
-2am,went to East coast Park to Lepak (haha, get it? lepak..East Coast park? oknvm)

-Ghost time, nonsense time
-Sand time
-3am, RK house time
-Wanna sleep time, dropped Bf at her place.
-Drove to Mel's house but we decided to accompany that boy cause he's home-alonin.
-Petrol and He drove us home, and intended to take a bus back
-5am Punctured tire at Pasir ris park
-Laugh laugh change change, chaos, make up perfect story
-6am Reached home and pretend to sleep

FRIDAY WAS CHAOTIC AND I LOVED IT. HAHAHAHA

THURS =
AFTER WORK THEN STRESS AT HOME CAUSE OF D'S POSTER :D
SUPRISE WOMAN!

HAHAHAH and this was the end product :D
THAT IS DENISE PRESENT FROM B AND I :D

WED WAS A NICE DAY TO CHILL OUT.
-Work work work
-recieved suprise MMS from SHE BROTHER HOOD :D hahaha love those silly 2
-Returned their love back with love from ESPN
(Mirza dont kill me,haha)

-I went back to school cause of Denise Poster, find Mel to help (but in the end never did anything pfffft)
-.I Actually went back to school? MY GOD
- I run rounds with small jyue
- We were cursing the school
- We were saying how ________ and _________ it was

-Bathe, waited for mel to change into his shirt before heading down to SRC for free dinner
-Mother, Auntie, Godma, Grandma, Uncle, Janice, Justin, Jasper, Jillian all present
-Hello stupid photos right now :D

and of course our BURPING COMPETITION.
HAHAHAHAH :)


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BE GONE I SHALL,
GOODBYE LONGEST ENTRY EVER.

Wednesday

TUESDAY I PRACTICALLY SAT AT HOME AND PLAYED WITH MY COMPUTER
AFTER WORK AND SPEAKING OF WORK, THIS IS WHAT I FOUND WHILE WORKING
ON TV :DDDD


I MISSED MY COMPUTER SO MUCH
AND THUS I HAVE LOTS OF GOODIES FOR YOU GUYS

but first, here comes
Monday

-Work
-Drove to Mel's house to rest my head/wait for slim shady to change
-Drove down to Eunos to fetch Janice (not my sister! :D)
-Drove to heartland to meet Eunice
-Haircut for them
-Play with Melvyn's hair for us :D
(BUT HE JUST WANNA LET IT RETURN TO NORMAL FORM)

-Departed from them, fetch the silly pple at Kembangan (justin Jasper and Small Jyue)
-Floated over to Miss Clarity Cafe for Dinner
-Crowded, Full, Omg, Bad service which made Janice pissed.
-Awesome food though.

-Walked around
-Made the boys try on clothes for me And Janice to laugh at
-Melvyn's new englightened look :D
-Justin and his Singlet
-Jasper and his XS shirt (hot suff)
-Suppose to go East Coast Park to chill , ended up at kallang to drift
-Budget Drifting
(Mel said it wasnt his best, but, Cheap thrill for the kidscrew, so good natured fun!)

-Fun fun scream scream scream
-AMK - bought the goods, and ran to Cause mel's house, and burping competition starts

Please view these 2 videos, I swear its worth our time
Ignore the Image Coming soon, JUST CLICK AND LOAD

PART 2
Ignore the Image Coming soon, JUST CLICK AND LOAD


Fucking retarded :D
:DDDDD
-Drove Kids back
-Daddy drove me and small jyue home

AND GOODBYE ALL
BURPPPPPPPPPPP.
AHAHHAHAHAHAH.

Thursday

Sorry folks for the lack of updates
1. im lazy
2. im waiting for tanya's picture (gave up!)
3. im lazy
4. im busy
5. im thinkin of not blogging no more/shift to livejournal.

but anyway Im going to make my entries, photo-spoken
and words lessn, cause im lazy like i said
thus point forms right now

Sunday
-Justin played his stupid game with Rusty (dog) and left her there, scaring me & sis.
-Fetch Melvyn Janice and Eunice over to kembangan
-Melvyn Justin Janice and I drove out to holland V
-got lost, ended up in bukit Batok
-found our way, holland V hello windmill!
-Roamed about cause we were aimless and played in colds storage! :D
-Went to breko and eat, chill and gossiped (great food, great chill out place, price = not bad!)

And after which, we dragged tanya with us after her work
To hang out with us at Kovan Macs :D
Freezing Macs, Hot Milo, Seaweed fries and what nonsense :))))

I LOVE SUNDAYS.

Saturday
-Went over to Justin's place
-Tennis Time, played like an idiot
-Newton Time with Tanya Justin Janice and Myself
-Laughs, corny jokes, burps, farts, omg, the love :D

-Mangosteen nonsense
-2am and we are still eating
-Hello fats!

I LOVE SATURDAYS

Friday
-Work
-Gym
-Walked to PS to meet Bf for lunch
-MOS :D
-Barley mints credits to blessy luah
-waited for Mr Melvyn Feng at far east for 3 hours (cause some idiot fell asleep)
-dinner with Bf = Plotting evil plan against Melvyn

-Punk'd Execution worked! :D
(trick: said I went home really angry, and disappeared, and refuse to pick up calls and appear
behind him later after he panicked. hahaha. amused)
-Jo and Sya came! :D and Eunice Suet and Janice (mel's classmates):D
-Bk madness

-Met up with Denise Jessica and Blessy at City Hall
-Merger of Eunice and Blessy (twins united)
-DXO for us, Drinks, She-brotherhood, Updates, Emo shiat
-too much details Im tired, but Friday was fuck fun
-3am, home home home for all of us :D

I LOVE FRIDAYS.

Thursday
-Work
-i cant remember
-Spend Mirza and Darren's birthday
-Opps, I realize no photos
-But you can see Mirza's present there
-Shall shoutout here
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIRZA AND DARRREN! :DDDD
We love you guys.

- Cabbed back with Rosy and Sya = Updates, gossips and cold jokes.
-I love.

I love thursday and cant wait for friday

Wed

-Work
-Swim
-Ran to school to collect poster from Melvyn
-Ran to Vivo to meet Punktards :D
-Shoes, clothes and shopping
-Starbucks and nonsense

-Try try try on those clothes
-yum says GST rising, better shop now
-Went to get books,
-Bf and I decided to Cam whore while waiting
-Get ready for photos? here it is!

-hahaha :D Bk for us Bk for us! :D
-Pet safari , Our homeland! :D look at yum, so cute.
-laughing popcorns for tanya, it made her didnt stop laughing
-Updates, Crazy shiat
-Chocolate phone (A phone really made of chocolate!)
-My hubby and I's wedding photo! Im Mrs Cookie Monster.

I love my PUNKTARDS.


NOW , I HAVE TO SLEEP CAUSE ITS 4AM
AND I HATE MONDAYS, WORK AND MYSELF (dont ask)

SLAP MYSELF NOW. hohohoho.

Wednesday

I AM GETTING LAZIER TO BLOG IN DETAIL
SO GET USE TO IT :D

Tues
-Work Work Work
-Jog Jog Jog at Pasir Ris Park
-Tm Tm Tm with Janice and Tanya
-Sakae Sakae Sakae with The silliest
-Big feast Big feast Big Feast

-Star Bucks Star bucks Star bucks
-Jasper came for a while
-Tease Tease tease :D hahahaha.
-Home Home Home

now im fucking sleepy. :(

Mon
Hahahahahha After Work, Went home and attempted to sleep
Failed. Seriously Failed.

So ended up went to town with Melvyn
To roam the streets and have dinner with Tanya
lucky I met up with Miss Guo to pass me my goodies ) thanks sweets.

Dinner with the Goh and it was roam Town for both Melvyn and I
Shop Shop shop for me, and Carrefour auntie spirit-ness at PS

We Then choose to lepak at Macs when Tanya came after her work
and we played with Tanya's spects
and we 3 were abit off (due to lack of sleep)
Thus the stupid pictures :D

this proves,
We 3 need the sleep. :))

After which it was home with Bf
and the bus ride which i overslept in
and ended up some where far, and had to take cab back :(

to those who care,
IM STILL BROKE.
I NEED A BETTER PAYING JOB
HAHAHAHA.

Monday

THE WEEKEND AND THE FRIDAY.

WEEKEND WAS JUST BASIC CHAOS. :D

SUNDAY =
BUY PERFUME WITH BF AT CHINA TOWN + ROAMING AT PS FOR A WHILE +
WALK TO CITY HALL (THANKS BF) + GYM + FAMILY (MOTHER SIDE) HANGING

SATURDAY =
SUPPOSE TO GO TO TIMO'S CONCERT (sorry gangsta, I owe you big time)
AND ON MY WAY, GUESS WHAT? MY TIRES PUNCTURED.
HAHAHAHA :)))

I CALLED MEL AND PANICKED AND WHILE PANICKING
A NICE UNCLE STOPPED AHEAD AND HELPED ME CHANGE MY TIRES
After which, i drove up to mel's place with the spare tire and it was off to
Balestier for tires

My budget was to get 2nd Tires but they ran out of it
and my tires were badly punctured with 6 HOLES
So i bought a new one for 75 bucks

I swear I nearly cried.

End up we drove to my aunt's place cause mum said she wants the car back
But when i went there, she said I could have it.
I nearly killed her. So mel and I went to some coffee shop to eat first
and I calculated my Wallet damage

CONCLUSION:
-I spent 350+ in 2 days
-I am very broke now.
-I am left with half my pay.
-I didnt know my picture was being taken by melvyn feng when I was accounting.
(unglam , now my turn)

So being sad and depressed and cousins and Janice
ended up playing tennis in Aunt's place and slacked there till 12.
After which a drive up to AMK to say hello to shawny and bike
and then it was macs for us and home it was :D

FRIDAY=
After work, I drove to fetch Janice for dental at town .
Met up with Bf for drive around and kill time
Bumped in Blessy and Janice at far east! and shopped around
and Melvyn came and we all shopped for a while

Mei and Mel were legs tired or some sort so we went back to far east
Letting blessy and janice shop :) so we just lepaked and ate
and arrange Mel's hair :))))

We walked to Heeren and then Cine for my slippers and fetch tanya back
We went to lepak at Serangoon Gardens for fooooooood :))
And we being high and all at serangoon gardens
we started to play Dress up nerds day
HAHAHAHAHHA and I decided to change from my black pants into FBTS in the car
(UNSIGHTLY!)

So yes, thus the pictures
and here's a video (PLEASE DONT KILL ME GUYS,HAHAHA)
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WATCH.
fucking stupid.

Tanya's modelling class video.

HAHAHAHAHHA :))) after which,
It was a trip to geylang to roam and get an inside scoop of what goes on
at geylang after 1am :)) chickens in fishtanks hurrrrr? :))
And it was time to go home :)

YAWN.
I SHALL BE AS EMO AS GABBY RIGHT NOW

just taken 4 days ago :D so cute my doggy lil pooop. hahaha.

I STILL CANT BELIEVE I SPENT 350+ IN 2 days
AND FOR THE RECORD, I SPEND 400 in 3 days CAUSE I BOUGHT PERFUME

EXCELLENT.

Friday

T-Day
Look at what stupid weiyang gave me today online.

He says it looks like me (but i think its true haha)
Thanks ah

and Not only that, he gave me a stupid link

Super hilarious, Must watch . its so true! :D

My W-Day
well well well.
Drove to work, after work went over to meet Bf atkovan
And met up with Jan Dory and charms for 15mins basketball session
(i swear im getting old)

hahaha :D anyways, Bf and I drove off
cause it was fucking hot and we randomly didnt know where to eat
so we just choose Ikea :D hahahaha.

got dressed and it was office wear time because I promised Lil miss Kx
that We will wear black and white together :D
While waiting for Melvyn I let Bf drive around and omg, I swear my life shortened man.
That silly went to press accelerator instead of brake! hahaha.

Ok, so drove around here and there and what not.
picked janice and drove her back
HAHAHAH and yes, finally Tengku has gotten his haircut and whooooo
it was nice for a while (not enough wax) hahaha.

He went back to change while I go pick Miss Guo up at j8
and got my cookies and we drove around and what not
And I let her have a go at driving tooo
SAME AS TANYA, I swear both of them trying to murder me only.
But it was funny :D

We were retarded, walking in formal and
wearing sun glasses at night :D went to AMK drive thru to get Mel's dinner
Cam whored and Lean back all the way. hahaha funniest :D
and guess what, We split the coke! hahaha all over the floor when I did a sharp turn haha.
GREAT, WE went over to Mel's carpark and dry off. :D

hahahaha from there we went to pass Bf her hp (cause she left it at my place)
and we picked her and Melissa up and it was off to DXO YO! :D

HHAHAHAH the addiction farewell yo
The usuals were there, Jo and gang and everyone else



Hahahahaah Addiction is going back to Philippines and no one is happy about it :(
but we will surely miss you all :D

After which, Mel and I sent Bf home first, cause she needed to go back
and we went back to DXO to wait for Kx to finish her cam-whoring session
and while waiting, Mel and I were on boogie to old school hits mode
plus the humping car. ahahhaa(inside joke)
(Abba? Vengaboys? Britney spears? Old school enough? hahaha)

After which Kx , Mel and I went to East coast park
for muffins, snacks food and lots of chatting till 5 in the morn.
Thank God Mel was driving because i Was so fucking tired and almost dozing.

And I got a feeling I saw at ghost at 5.40am when I was driving home.
Cause, I saw a man standing at the side of the expressway, and When i drove pass,
He wasnt there. I felt something funny

(woooa)

T-day
hahahah drama for those who know.
Walked from work all the way to kovan (lucky Miss Guo acc me :D thanks sweets)
White Tangerine with Bf for lunch

ahhaha :D I love that place, but Janice is super sick of that place.
went to town, boogied with Bf for a while
Saw Mr M , and I understood why the craze

Met up with Mei Julia and Doralyn and had to hang out from PS to Esplandade
with the younger generation :D
I felt so young :D hahahaha. HAHAHAHAH

ahahahaha silly kids i tell you
Really a fun bunch, and made me miss PL so much though :(

I NEED MONEY , MORE MONEY :D
DIGI CAM, IM COMING SWEETHEART.